She just used a chaser for red wine.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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