my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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