We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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