At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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