I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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