Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The power of my boobs compel you
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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