You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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