I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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