At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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