It was confusing and full of hummus
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
