Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Pants 0. Shit 1.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The ass gains better be worth it
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