I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
