Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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