apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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