Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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