And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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