He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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