He kissed a someone with a penis
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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