awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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