I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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