so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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