Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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