I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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