he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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