You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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