I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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