Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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