the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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