I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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