After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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