you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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