yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
my sisters under your porch take her home
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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