That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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