Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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