This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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