Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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