I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm both gender and math confused
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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