this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
