We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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