Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Your cock deserves a montage
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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