I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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