Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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