SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
