Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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