He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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