I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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