white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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