You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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