I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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