did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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