I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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