My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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