It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
