Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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