3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
