please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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